1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Ashley Foy, and I don't currently have any nicknames aside from the ones meant to insult me.

2. How tall are you?
Is it bad that I don't remember?

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Dark brown

3. What about eye color?
Brown

4. What orientation are you?
Wouldn't you like to know?

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Single.

6. What do you do in your spare time?
Sit in front of the computer internet surfing, drawing. If I have a game to play I would be spending time playing that. But mostly, it's just rotting my brains and eyeballs out on the computer.

7. What's your job?
To make others feel miserable about their lack of knowledge of computers and printing things.

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Uh, Let me get back to you on that. *runs out the room*

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
I barely have any self-confidence so that list is pretty loooong. *sulks in the corner*

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I don't know. I wasn't paying attention and I don't have the power to read minds.

Good! Hold on, coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any)?
Despite that I do have a religion. Religion is something I am DEEPLY afraid to talk about or even mention. Next Question!

12. Do you drink?
Everyone drinks don't they? If I didn't, I would be dead. I am playing around of course, I know what this question means. I don't drink alcohol nor do I have an interest in doing so.

13. Do you smoke?
Nope, and I don't plan on to.

14. What are your fears?
Love of any sort. Natural Disasters. Deadly Diseases. Dying a slow horrible death. Not having computers or internet or any sort of technology. Oh, and EVERYTHING. I am super paranoid.

15. What are your dreams/goals?
I wanted to become a comic artist or concept artist someday, but I am not getting my hopes up.

16.Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
No, can't say I have.

Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now

17. Who's your best bud?
Uhhh. Why do I have to actually THINK on this?!!!! *does a calculation*

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Cheez-Its. I can eat two regular sized boxes in one day. I AM SO FAT!

19. Favorite drink?
Ginger Ale. I LOVE that stuff.

20. Favorite color?
TOO MANY!

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
I would like the power to transform into anything I want. I would turn into a bird and take a crap on unsuspecting bystanders.

22. Favorite movie?
TOO MANY!

23. Least favorite food?
Squash. Cotton Candy, Fried Okra, anything with alcohol in it, and anything my dad cooked.

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Just give me a bowl of ramen with chicken and peas. That stuff has been killing me since I swallowed my first noodle.


25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
Um...a car that works and doesn't use that much gas.

Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.

26. Most disliked bug?
Roaches, Large spiders, ticks, fleas, etc.

27. Most hated pet peeves?
People refusing to take off their nostalgia filter glasses just to name one. I have way too many to name though, and majority of them I admit are rather stupid.


28. Dislike in life?
Now if I dare answered this, we will be here all day. So let's just say, Scum of the earth.

29. Most annoying?
I usually find a lot of things annoying. Let's just say my lack of getting any actual work done is annoying at this very moment.

30. Most disliked TV show?
Pretty much anything on the Disney Channel lately.